HERMES
Wow, so unrealistic. I'm not that blue.
I'm pretty fly.
Hermes is the son of Zeus and Maia. He is the god of messengers and thieves. He invented the lyre, gymnastics, the music scale, astronomy, boxing, and caring for olive trees. He also acts as sort of a grimm reaper: he guides the dead to the underworld. He's pretty rad. He has a fairly small family compared to most deities, his father being Zeus, which is a big deal or something, and his mother being a mountain nymph. However, Hermes did get freaky and his most famous sea-monkeys were Hermaphroditus, and the stayr Pan.
